Living In Michigan
Moved to our new home in Michigan. It is so beautiful here. The views
are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. I
love it here.
Michigan is the most beautiful place on Earth. The leaves are turning all
the shades of red, gold and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful
hills and saw some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the
most wonderful animals on Earth. This must be paradise. I love it here.
Deer season starts today. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such
a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here.
It snowed last night! Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It
looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps
and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won) and when the
snow-plow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful
place. I love Michigan.
More snow last night. I love it. The snow-plow did his trick again to the
driveway. But I love it here.
More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work.
I'm totally exhausted from shoveling. Darn snow-plow.
More of the white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on both hands
from shoveling. I think the snow-plow hides around the curve and waits
until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Idiot!
Merry Stinking Christmas! More friggin snow. If I ever get my hands on
that son-of-a-bitch who drives that snow-plow, I swear I'll kill the
bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the
More white shit last night. Been inside for 3 days except for shoveling
out the driveway after that snow-plow goes through every time. Can't go
anywhere, car's stuck in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says to
expect another 10" of the shit again tonight. Do you know how many shovels
full of snow 10" is?!
Fucking weatherman was wrong. We got 34" of the white shit this time. At
this rate, it won't melt before next summer. The snow-plow got stuck up
the road and that bastard came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel.
After I told him I had broken 6 shovels already shoveling all the shit he
pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his fucking head.
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on
the way back a damned deer ran in front of the car and I hit it. Did about
$800 damage to the car. Those fucking beasts should be killed. Wish the
hunters had killed them all last November.
Blew out a fucking tire on my car yesterday when I hit a pothole the size of
Lake Michigan! Bent the rim and threw the whole damn front end out of
alignment. The garage can't fix it until next week because they have too
many other cars waiting ahead of me!
Can you believe we're still getting more fucking snow?!! It's springtime
for chrissakes!! The flowers are already blooming! Where's that snow shovel?
Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusting
out from all that fucking salt they put all over the road!
Moved to Florida. Can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever
live in that God-forsaken state of Michigan.
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